Welcome to the Tim Cook Fan Club
The world's premier destination for Tim Cook enthusiasts
Celebrating the visionary leadership that brought us the iPhone and revolutionized technology
Meet Our Founder
Chris "Poo"
President & Founder
The visionary who recognized Tim Cook's genius before anyone else. Founded this fan club in recognition of Tim's unparalleled contributions to humanity through the iPhone.
The Legend Behind the Vision
Chris "Poo" didn't just start a fan club - he started a movement. His unwavering dedication to Tim Cook's revolutionary leadership has inspired countless iPhone enthusiasts worldwide. From the moment he held his first iPhone, Chris knew that Tim Cook was destined for greatness.
Notable Achievements:
- 🏆 First person to own every iPhone model on release day
- 📚 Author of "The Cook Chronicles: A Study in Excellence"
- 🎤 Delivered 47 speeches on Tim Cook's revolutionary impact
- 📱 Organized the Great iPhone Appreciation Day (attended by thousands)
- 💎 Created the world's largest collection of Tim Cook memorabilia
- 🌍 Established Tim Cook appreciation chapters in 23 countries
- 📺 Featured on "iPhone Fanatic Weekly" 12 times
- 🏅 Recipient of the "Lifetime Achievement in Tim Cook Studies" award
Philosophy on Tim Cook's Greatness
"People often ask me why I dedicate my life to celebrating Tim Cook. The answer is simple: in a world full of ordinary leaders, Tim Cook stands as a beacon of innovation. Every iPhone he's overseen isn't just a phone - it's a masterpiece of human achievement. History will remember Tim Cook not just as a CEO, but as the man who perfected the smartphone and changed civilization forever."
Chris "Poo" in his element, contemplating the genius of Tim Cook
Executive Assistant
Albert B. (Bertram the Dutchman)
Executive Assistant to Chris "Poo"
Half-American, half-Dutch visionary who serves as Chris "Poo's" right-hand man in all Tim Cook appreciation endeavors. Albert's unwavering loyalty and unique perspective make him indispensable to the fan club's operations.
About Our Hero: Tim Cook
The iPhone Revolutionary
Tim Cook didn't just inherit Apple - he transformed it into the iPhone powerhouse we know today. Under his incredible leadership, the iPhone has become the most beloved device in human history.
Achievements That Changed Everything
- 🚀 Made Apple the world's most valuable company
- 📱 Perfected the iPhone to absolute perfection
- 💡 Introduced groundbreaking features like Face ID and wireless charging
- 🌍 Made the iPhone accessible to billions worldwide
- 🎯 Achieved supply chain mastery that delivers iPhones everywhere
The Cook Era Impact
Since taking over in 2011, Tim Cook has overseen the release of the iPhone 4S, 5, 5c, 5s, 6, 6 Plus, 6s, 6s Plus, SE, 7, 7 Plus, 8, 8 Plus, X, XR, XS, XS Max, 11, 11 Pro, 12, 12 Pro, 13, 13 Pro, 14, 14 Pro, 15, and 15 Pro. Each one more incredible than the last!
2.2 Billion
Active iPhones worldwide
15+
iPhone generations under Cook
#1
Smartphone in customer satisfaction
Tim Cook Gallery
Join the Tim Cook Revolution
Ready to celebrate the genius of Tim Cook and the iPhone empire?
president@timcookfanclub.com
@TimCookFans
📍 Headquarters
1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, CA (spiritual address)